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Joke of the Day

"A cat falls in a pool, a rooster laughs. Moral of the story: A wet pussy makes a cock feel good."

"Marry with that girl If a Girl says's :- I Don't like Shopping "" !! . . . . . . . Then Marry Her !!...:D"

"Why did the Jews roam the desert for 40+ years? Because Moses lost a quarter."

"The war on Christmas? Yeah, I started it. But in my defense, maybe Santa warns a person before his home invasion and I don't take him out."

"Scientists use dead bodies? Jesus, I know they're nerds but they should still be able to make living friends."

"What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil? I wouldn't pay good money to see a lentil."

"*DJ scratches a sick mix* [crowd goes wild] *DJ scratches a puppy's ear* [crowd ""awws""] *DJ scratches Lotto ticket* [crowd ""oohs""] *wins $1*"

"What do you do if an epileptic has a seizure in your bath? Throw in your washing."

"Why would two melons in love hate their parents? Because they cantaloupe. =D.....=).....=|......='("

"A rock flying through the hemisphere is called an Asteroid. A lump on your ass is called a Hemorrhoid...... If you think of it,Shouldn't it be the other way around?"