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Joke of the Day

"Why did the Jews roam the desert for 40+ years? Because Moses lost a quarter."

"Wife: wow, we must have had a lot of trick or treaters come by! Me: wha? Her: Because all the candy is gone Me: Ooooh right. So many."

"What did the cheese maker say after his factory was hit by lightning? I've created a muenster. I know, I know, it was cheesy joke."

"Did you hear the one about the gang that's throwing eggs at people and kicking their asses? No Yolks but that enough about the Beaters"

"A chicken that gets it's B's and F's mixed up... sure would sound fowl."

"My 11 year old cousin just told me this knee-slapper What did the fish say when he swam into a concrete wall? ""Damn"""

"I'd like to apologize... To anyone I have not offended. I'll be with you momentarily."

"Parallel lines have so much in common... It's a shame that they'll never meet."

"Why did the spelling bee champ have to go to rehab? He was hooked on phonics."

"Have to take my son to speech therapy.. Easier done than said"