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Joke of the Day

"A rock flying through the hemisphere is called an Asteroid. A lump on your ass is called a Hemorrhoid...... If you think of it,Shouldn't it be the other way around?"

"BOSS: you're an hour late GUY WHO'S ABOUT TO INVENT DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME: oh you haven't heard?"

"A homeless guy outside played the Braveheart theme on a recorder. Pretty awesome. Not as awesome as having a house, but still, AWESOME."

"Places in Japan nowadays have banned some of the traditional Martial Arts, They have adopted a strictly no Kendo attitude"

"Unless you've studied Nazism at a Nazi university and you've read Mein Kampf (in German), your criticism of Nazism isn't valid -Nobody ever"

"Parenthood is where you spend 18 years saying no all because of that one critical time you said yes."

"My friend and I went to a guitar clinic recently. He really seemed to be into it. I guess it struck a chord with him."

"If I had a dollar for every time I said a racist comment, I would have 0 dollars Because some black guy would have robbed me"

"I've finally stopped drinking for good. Now I drink for evil EDIT: Thanks for front page"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Alec ! Alec who ? Alec-tricity. Isn't that a shock !"