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Joke of the Day
"What is it called when you ride around on a horse asking people questions? A gallop poll."
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"An old Scottish joke. What's the difference between Bing Crosby and Walt Disney? Bing sings and Walt Disney."
"In Hillary's defense. A lot of your friends probably give you $15,000,000 a few times a year and don't expect anything in return."
"What is a professors favourite snack? Academia Nuts."
"What do you get if you cross a giraffe with a dog ? An animal that barks at low flying aircraft !"
"How did LaKeisha's Mom finally stop her from bouncing on the trampoline in the rec room? She put a piece of velcro on the ceiling."
"I wish I could reenact the fantasy scenes from 50 Shades Of Gray Like the one where she gets a job right out of college."
"What do you call a potato wearing glasses? A spectator."
"I bet when kittens go to work in kitten offices that there's always one kitten whose cubicle is decorated with pictures of lonely old ladies"
"Chuck Norris can complete Halo 3 on Legendary. ...using a guitar hero controller."