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Joke of the Day

"""Who'd win in a wresting match? Lemmy or God?"" ""Trick question. Lemmy IS God.""-Air Heads RIP Lemmy."

"Why are white girls always tired? Because they've literally been running around all day"

"Donald Trump and Hilary Clinton are stranded on a boat in the middle of the ocean... Who survives? America."

"""Bro! You remembered our bronniversary! How bromantic."" -Bromosexuals"

"My friend asked me, what rhymes with Reddit? I said: No it doesn't"

"We were on Family Feud once.... Yea, we fought the entire time."

"[graduation speech] all of our parents had sex during the same year and i think that's really great"

"You know how I just broke this huge cookie in half and put the other half away like I wasn't going to eat it? That was funny."

"What's the difference between firewood and a jew? The firewood ain't been turned into ash yet."