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Joke of the Day
"We were on Family Feud once.... Yea, we fought the entire time."
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"Why did the student act crazy each time he worked on math homework? He was on crystal math."
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"As I pulled back the ring-pull on my 5th can of beer, I heard ""Hello."" I thought to myself, ""It must be the drink talking."""
"How do nuns surf the web? On the Hymnternet."
"I'm good at 3 things: counting and ironic jokes and punchlines."
"After my wife died, I couldn't even look at another woman for almost 10 years. But now that I'm out of jail, I can honestly say it was worth it."