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Joke of the Day

"Idiots are fun, no wonder every village wants one."

"Whenever someone says ""I don't have a horse in that race"" I respond with ""You don't have a horse at all, Reggie. You have a cat & diabetes."""

"Sex with a girl is like going to Six Flags I'd have to wait in line for an hour and a half and when it was finally my turn I wasn't big enough to get on the ride."

"What came first, the chicken or the egg? (dirty) The Rooster. ( )"

"Why are double amputees always wrong? Because they don't have a leg to stand on. Note: I'm a right leg amputee and I made this up myself."

"My grandma can't wrestle But you should see her box."

"4 yo: Mommy, it feels so good. Me: What does? 4 yo: To be a gangster. Me: ... Go tell your father I said to come here."

"Marriage Law ! If you marry one girl, She will fight with you ! If you marry more, They will fight for you !"

"Today at work a patient told me he had pyramid shaped cataracts in his eyes He was an old Giza"

"A new study has shown that women who get more sleep have better sex. Unfortunately, the study was conducted by Bill Cosby"