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Joke of the Day

"Sex with a girl is like going to Six Flags I'd have to wait in line for an hour and a half and when it was finally my turn I wasn't big enough to get on the ride."

"Happy Fourth of July. May your emails be gathered and your drones fly forever free!"

"Did you hear about the woman who tried to bribe the police with pennies? She was taken in by the coppers."

"I bought a nice 12 year old Scotch. Obviously his parents weren't pleased!"

"How long is a meter in Spain? A Spanard"

"Tough Monday, guys. Had to fire Guadalupe for putting two left-footed socks together. Heavy heart because she basically raised me."

"I once told DiCaprio a joke about the Oscars It took him a while but he finally got it. *edit of an existing joke*"

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 got rid of the headphone jack."

"Why did the man quit working at the cemetery? It was hard to make a living."

"Why wasn't Jesus born in Detroit? Because God couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin."