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Joke of the Day

"What came first, the chicken or the egg? (dirty) The Rooster. ( )"

"Why did the trout go to med school? Mounting pressure from his friends and family"

"what did the leper say to the hooker Keep the tip."

"Why Seth MacFarlane's Oscars were mean spirited and misogynistic, coming up next after our review of the worst dressed women."

"I went to a Rastafari's funeral last night... It was dreadful."

"What's the best blood type? Blood that is circulating."

"*knocks on woman's washroom* Hello anyone in here? *no one answers* *runs in & lifts up every toilet seat* HAHAHA *runs away giggling*"

"Thanks phone, for being strong every time I dropped you."

"CW: I think you're two-faced Me: Why don't you say that to my face CW: I just did! Me: No. My other face."

"How Does a Racist Joke Start? With a small million dollar loan from his father."