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Joke of the Day

"Today at work a patient told me he had pyramid shaped cataracts in his eyes He was an old Giza"

"The future, past and present walk into a bar... Things get tense."

"Why is a nosey pepper so annoying? He's jalapeno business"

"Why did the idiot plant nickels in his garden? He wanted to raise some hard cash."

"My chest hair connected with connected with my armpit My hair is really going places"

"Kids today will never appreciate how difficult it used to be finding pictures of naked people."

"Just a morbid knock knock joke. : Knock Knock : Who's there : Not my dad : *Sob*"

"How are AIDS researchers like Jews? There's a lot less of them than there used to be..."

"My doctor encouraged me to masturbate more often Well, he actually said I could have a stroke any time."

"How do you confuse a palaeontologist? Give them a used tampon and ask what period it's from."