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Joke of the Day

"Marriage Law ! If you marry one girl, She will fight with you ! If you marry more, They will fight for you !"

"What does a guy with a 9"" cock have for breakfast? .. well this morning I had toast...."

"Did you hear the one about those kids in China? I'd tell it to you but it's a bit insensitive to tell jokes about youth in Asia."

"Lord please give me patience, because if you give me strength I may just beat someone to death."

"What's the difference between Trump and Hitler? Hitler never raped a 13 year old."

"Nice try ""Enjoy By"" date on bag of broccoli, nice try."

"When a dating site tells me ""Someone new likes you!"" I get angry because I'm there to meet adults, not babies."

"To all the haters out there, I think Melania Trump's speech hit all the right keys. Ctrl+C and Ctrl+V"

"What do you call a naked blond standing on her hands? A brunette with bad breath."

"A little boy asked his father, ""Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"" Father replied, ""I don't know son, I'm still paying."