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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a fake pasta? An impasta."
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"What do you call it when Batman skips church Christian Bale"
"What do scientists solve? Che-mysteries!"
"Why is Reddit such a great place for freedom of speech? [deleted]"
"HIM: If you're upset that people think you're weird, have you tried being less weird? ME: [eating ice cream with chopsticks] Yes."
"I could never be a detective. I can't even solve equations, let alone crimes."
"They could put nuclear missile launch codes in porn movie end credits and they'd still be perfectly safe."
"I see Freddie Mercury has had an asteroid named after him. His surviving family have said how great it is to finally have Freddie immortalized in rock, and really appreciate the sediment."
"What's green and has wheels. A dolphin. I lied about the wheels. I also lied about it being green. I lied about the whole thing."
"Whats the difference between a dead baby and a bag of cocaine? Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out the window"