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Joke of the Day
"What did the bat say to the other bat when he almost flew into a tree? Whoa did you hear that?"
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"The joke about the sun Well it's too hot to handle. And the joke about the circle has no point."
"What do you call an Asian person that is hit by a car? Hood orient"
"You know what they say about non sequiturs... I LOVE pineapple upside down cake! (I just made this up today, and I'm so proud. I told my coworkers, but they told me to stop doing drugs.)"
"What's your most messed up/morally wrong joke?"
"I bought a female horse around 10pm What a night mare"
"What do you call a black and white bird that can't win, nor fly. A peng-lose."
"To make a delicious omlette... you must be an eggspert."
"Are you a monosaccharide? 'Cause sugar, you're basic."
"Rene Descartes walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""Would you like a beer?"" Descartes says ""I think not"" and he drops dead."