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Joke of the Day
"I once met a prostitute that said she would do anything for $100 I said paint my house."
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"I want to get one of those LA hats everyone has nowadays When people go to ask me ""hey man, are you from Los Angeles?"" I'll be like ""nah dude,I just really like the french feminine definite article"""
"Relationship are like algebra... Do you ever look at your X and wonder Y?"
"What do you call a hoe that you use to stir a fire. An ash hoe."
"For $11, you can come to my house and watch me shave. The plot is a little weak, but the 3D effects are amazing."
"Whenever I play Hide'n'Seek, I always hide in the toilet It was a pretty crappy place to hide"
"I didn't use to like fungus but then it grew on me"
"I got caught taking a pee in the Municipal swimming pool. The lifeguard yelled at me so loud, I nearly fell in."
"What did the DNA say to the RNA? What are U doing here?"
"How come when a woman is pregnant, people rub her tummy...? How come when a woman is pregnant, people rub her tummy and say, ""Congratulations"" but no one rubs the guy's balls and says ""Good job""?!"