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Joke of the Day
"What did the DNA say to the RNA? What are U doing here?"
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"People are always talking about how popular Steve Jobs was.. But I don't think he'll ever be as popular as his brother, Hand."
"LPT: Don't trust everything you read on Facebook Unless it's the pope endorsing Trump. That definitely happened."
"How do you stay hidden in the Desert? Camal-Flage"
"A cute thing I tell my kids when we see a dead deer on the side of the road is, ""Looks like Santa lost his temper again."""
"Do you like cats? Me too. But I can never finish one by myself"
"16,875,547,322 traffic-related bug deaths so far this year"
"What's the difference between a dead baby and a table? You can't fuck a table."
"Ethics of the police"
"What did the Baskin-Robbins manager say to the employee that wanted to date a co-worker? Don't poop where you scoop."