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Joke of the Day

"I got caught taking a pee in the Municipal swimming pool. The lifeguard yelled at me so loud, I nearly fell in."

"My wife has a memory like an elephant I just wish she didn't look like one"

"Why cant Helen Keller drive a car? ..Because she's dead."

"What do you call a black man camping? Criminal intent"

"What do you get when you cross a nymphomaniac with a kleptomaniac? A fucking thief!"

"The best 5 seconds of my life are when I wake up and have no idea I'm a human or have responsibilities."

"Did you hear the one about the philosophical dentist? He wanted to transcend dentalism."

"What's the Difference Between Trump and Garbage Garbage can be thrown out"

"Thank you everyone! As the newest mod of /r/news, I would like to say [removed]"

"And the King of puns said It's going to be another reigny day"