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Joke of the Day
"I forgot why I was retracing my steps so I gave up and re-retraced them back to bed."
Next Joke
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"I am suicide bomber AMA Wow this blew up fast."
"Everyone should learn sign language It's very handy"
"Why shouldn't we talk about Catholic Priests? It's a touchy subject."
"I bought my friend an elephant... I bought my friend an elephant for their room. They said ""Thank you."" I said ""Don't mention it."""
"What kind of jean's do Mario prefer? Denim Denim Denim."
"Where do fish wash ? In a river basin !"
"what's 6 inches long 2 inches wide and drives a woman wild? money"