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Joke of the Day
"I am suicide bomber AMA Wow this blew up fast."
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"WIFE: The police are at the front door ME: *hiding a bag of donuts* Do they look mad?"
"I eat my corn on the cob like an old-school typewriter. This is how the 80's cartoons taught me to do it as a kid."
"An emo vampire probably bites himself."
"I'm gonna tell a Potassium joke. K?"
"NYC parks department on naked Trump statue: ""NYC Parks stands firmly against any unpermitted erection in city parks, no matter how small."""
"How do crabs travel cheaply? Pubic transportation"
"A termite walks into a bar and asks... ""Is the bar tender here?"""
"I'm always frank with my sexual partners I don't really want them knowing my real name."
"Shout out to sidewalks for keeping me off the streets."