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Joke of the Day

"How many therapists does it take to change a lightbulb? Only one, but the lighbulb has to want to change."

"Hot girls on Twitter: Single and straight: 3% Lesbians: 12% Taken and straight: 15% Men: 70%"

"What do you call four Mexicans in quick sand Quatro'sinco'ses"

"Not really a joke Girl dyed her hair red, I asked ""does the carpet match the drapes? She said, no; ""Waxed hardwood floor"""

"Why doesn't Pac-Man use Twitter? Because he doesn't like being followed."

"Mohammad is a great name for a businessman It's all about the prophet."

"The farmer was very concerned when his cows got into his marijuana crop. The steaks were high."

"What do you call a boat with a hole? A sink."

"W.I.F.E Will Investigate & Find out Everything"

"I have a step ladder I never met my real ladder."