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Joke of the Day

"Being a parent means often saying your child is shy rather than ""he sees how creepy u are, that's why he doesn't want to shake your hand""."

"As far as I know original golf joke So what does a bogey have in common with a dead golfer? One too many strokes."

"Everyone uses body wash these days. What happened to good old-fashion soap? Is it too basic?"

"Why is the next Windows version 10 and not 9? Because 7 ate(8) 9!"

"Ellen pao Punchline is in the title whoops"

"Did you hear about the basketball player that fell in love with a midget? He was nuts over her!"

"What is the opposite of a cold front? -A warm back"

"gf: Daddy me: don't call me that it's creepy gf: Sorry Baby me: that's better"

"Those who carry teensy cute purses shouldn't throw stones at those who wear cargo shorts, because I can carry more stones."

"What is the difference between a dirty bus station and a lobster who got breast implants? One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean."