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Joke of the Day
"If someone overtakes me when I'm walking, I match their speed so it looks like I've got friends."
Next Joke
"Why did the chicken fall in the well? He couldn't see that well."
"What do you call an Asian woman with a white boyfriend? A sex slave."
"What's a young birds favourite game? #BEAK A BOO!"
"Man crushed by giant baseball. Witnesses say object came right out of left field."
"How does Moby Dick celebrate his birthday? He has a whale of a party!"
"When I saw grown ups in public kissing I'd ask my mom, ""What are they doing?"" Now I wonder the same thing."
"Have you heard about the plant in the maths office? It is growing square roots!"
"One of the most difficult things in the world is to convince a woman that even a bargain costs money."
"A horse walks into a bar The bartender says why the long face. The horse says ""I finally realise that my alcoholism is driving my family apart"""