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Joke of the Day

"When I saw grown ups in public kissing I'd ask my mom, ""What are they doing?"" Now I wonder the same thing."

"What kind of car does a Japanese chef drive? Rolls Rice"

"ME: ppl call dogs ""doggo"" now. i guess its a meme, i dont get it THERAPIST: this is $200/hr. do you want to talk about anything else? ME: no"

"I was gonna tell you a gay joke... Butt fuck it"

"Why should Ray Charles be a psychologist? Because he feels for everyone."

"Joke about a psychic and water Something something clairboyant Can't be bothered to actually write a joke but the essence is here."

"I finally lost my virginity Congrats, bro, sit down and tell me about it. Can't sit yet."

"*Pulls up to drive-thru window* ""Extra toilet paper please"" Do you mean napkins? ""Sure, whatever"""

"What did the noble gas sound like when he laughed? He He He"

"I know that a lot of people resent white rappers for that reason I use a tasteful floral pattern for my all my gifts."