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Joke of the Day

"her: I have this weird fantasy where my man shaves me while I sleep me: k her: *wakes up with no eyebrows"

"The difference between ""Girlfriend"" and ""Girl Friend"" is that little space in between we call the ""Friend Zone""."

"Where do muslim terrorists go when they die? INTO BUILDINGS"

"How many chans does it take to change a lightbulb? Lulz!!! etc etc etc :-D"

"what do a roadway, for coworkers in the same car, that goes underwater and discomfort in the wrist from excessive computer use have in common? carpool tunnel"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Anne ! Anne who ? Anne apple just fell on my head !"

"Yo mama is so ugly the government moved halloween to her birthday."

"*walks into a five guys* Did the five guys ever kiss"

"What did Captain Kirk find at the end of the rainbow? a LepreKHAAAAAAN!"

"Why do redditors hate the robot NASA sent to Mars? Because Curiosity killed the cat!"