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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear that Grey Poupon is opening a university? It's called Poupon U"

"I want to tell you guys a small joke It's very puny!"

"I really want to get on the mars one mission Because I'm against premartial sex"

"1995: one day the Internet will allow all people access to the full breadth of human knowledge. 2016: *watching cat videos*"

"Ever since I was a kid I had always wanted to be a door to door salesman... But then I found it's a hard knock life"

"""Um, thanks?"" -A woman who posed for a Picasso painting"

"Q: Why are manhole covers round? A: Because if they were square, you couldn't play twiddlywinks with them."

"What's the difference between KFC and /R/Jokes? What you get served at KFC is original."

"Donald Trump just announced Mike Pence to be his Running Mate. If Hillary wants to one up Trump in that regard, her running mate should be Mike Tuppence."

"*Action movie guy gets shot 3 times* It's nothing, I'll be fine. *gets shot a 4th time* Wow ok, that last one, ok whoooooo."