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Joke of the Day

"Know why cowgirls are always bowlegged? Cowboys don't take their hats off while eating."

"Every snack you make, every meal you bake, every bite you take, I'll be watching you. Dog"

"What do you call a giant pile of kittens? A meowntain"

"Don't bite the hand that feeds you, unless of course, they're feeding you kale."

"What does a dyslexic klan member hate? Gingers"

"When I catch my dog sleeping, I shave dicks into his fur."

"It's not that I accept the Terms and Conditions. It's just that I would rather not spend the rest of my life reading them."

"Considering ""natural"" childbirth? You wouldn't have a tooth pulled without painkillers, right? This is an 8lb tooth. From your crotch."

"What does Britain and a dead pig have in common? Both have been fucked by David Cameron."

"How many Freudians does it take to screw their mothers? Not mothers, lightbulbs. Shit."