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Joke of the Day
"Why are the Dutch such great bakers? They know their way around an oven..."
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"Doctor Doctor I think I'm a snail Don't worry we'll soon have you out of your shell!"
"What does a wolf lick a ram with? His tungsten"
"Seals are just dog mermaids."
"Pirate joke what I made up What do you call a pirate with two legs, two arms and two eyes? Noob."
"my plan for the day is to lay on the floor and not move"
"Sarcasm: my second favorite -asm."
"You can stop advertising pizza and beer during football. People who watch football know about them."
"My 10 yr old thinks I expect too much out of her. I told her we could discuss it when she gets home from work."
"What do you call a dinosaur that sleeps around a lot? A carniv-whore."