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Joke of the Day
"Why are the Dutch such great bakers? They know their way around an oven..."
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"I should buy a 26.2 sticker! for my nose..."
"I hope there's not a huge turnout at my Claustrophobic's Anonymous meeting tonight."
"A friend was complaining about how hard it is to cook eggs sunny side up... I told him to put a lid on it."
"What kind of fabric does Mario use? Denim denim denim."
"I told my dad ""Look, I got a B in reading!"" He said ""That's a D you idiot."" -Rocky Laporte http://www.cc.com/video-clips/m25nl8/comedy-central-presents-birthday"
"How do you make a woman drive in a circle? Take away her rights."
"What do you call fast midget house cleaners? Minute maids."
"What do you call an autistic kid that accidentally ate a pot brownie? A baked potato."
"What's the best part about having sex with 25 yr olds? There's 20 of them!"