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Joke of the Day

"Subway's Jared Fogle sentenced to 15.6 years... Where his diet will be regulated to just 6 inchers."

"How to paint a live flamingo: 1. Get a live flamingo 2. Paint it"

"I have erectile dysfunction, and I'm constipated. My doctor prescribed me Viagra and Ex-lax... Now I don't know if I'm coming or going!"

"How many IT people does it take to change a light bulb? Do you have a ticket for that?"

"I was wondering why the ball kept getting bigger and bigger .. And then it hit me."

"Why does the snoop dog bring an umbrella? For the drizzle"

"A skeleton walks into a bar... And tells the bartender, ""I'll have a beer, and a mop."""

"Why is death rate among 20-25 year-old Chinese people rapidly increasing? It's just youth in asia."

"What would happen if the Earth was a Cube? We'd all be cubans. ^^^^I'm ^^^^sorry"

"What do you call a sketchy neighborhood in Italy? A Spaghetto."