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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a hard working machine? Juan Deer"
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"My friend had a funeral for her baby who was killed by a lawnmower... I hope he Rests In Pieces."
"It's not as exciting when you realize his name is actually Harold Potter"
"Right on, adults who are excited for Halloween. I too get excited about things meant for kids. Last week I lost my shit because I saw a frog"
"Alzheimer's cop: do you know why I pulled you over?"
"Show me a person who doesn't walk on the escalator and I'll show you a person who will transition poorly into the zombie apocalypse."
"What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit? Looks like we're snowed in."
"What does a white trash girl say after sex? Get off me, Dad. You're squishing my smokes."
"A strange woman was pounding at my door at 4am and woke me up. I had to let her out."
"What do you call a cow with no right legs? Lean beef."