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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the cat that ate a ball of yarn? She had a litter of mittens."
Next Joke
"I've got a new job crushing coke cans. Its soda pressing."
"Who do you call when theres a fly in your house? The SWAT team"
"The end of the month is like stubbing your little toe in the dark. You're probably broke and there's nothing you can do about it."
"What are hurricanes with a central dense overcast over the eye called? -Hurricanes with cataracts"
"I hate Simpsons posts! Because I am a family guy."
"Why was the Shire so shocked when Bilbo threw himself and Sam into Mt. Doom? They were the first citizens they ever lost to a Mordor-suicide like that."
"Teacher: What family does the octopus belong to? Pupil: Nobody I know!"
"Why does it take Sarah Palin so long to get ready in the morning? Because she has two faces."
"Happy Mothers Day to all of the moms out there! Scared you didn't I?"