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Joke of the Day
"What is a surgeon's excuse for not wearing a condom? Don't worry baby, I'm sterile."
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"Did you hear about the gay midget? he just came out of the cabinet."
"New BMWs don't have a dipstick located in the engine anymore They're now located in the driver seat"
"What do you call a barn full of black people? Antique farm equipment."
"Spent the day dressed as a bee, gently bumping myself against my neighbor's sliding-glass door. Got the hose twice."
"""Steak and Shake"" great burgers and also a good way to kill baby vampires."
"What is the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter? With Twitter the number of characters do not go down with time"
"Date me? You can't afford the maintenance to keep me. Vodka, high heels, steak, shiny clothes, tonic, Victoria's Secret, and bail money."
"Two fish are in a tank... One is driving, and the other is manning the guns."
"*decides to workout* *lays on ground to do sit-up* *find skittle on ground* *eats it* *takes nap*"