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Joke of the Day

"Absinthe For when you'd love to wake up in the morning...naked on a raft in your neighbour's pool, but lack the motivation"

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"Shame about Amanda Todd, killed by dyslexia. The label on the bleach said ""seek attention if ingested"", not ""seek attention and ingest""."
"No thanks Kentucky Derby. If I wanted to see a defenseless animal get beat into submission I'd just call my boss."
"Q: What did the first stoplight say to the second stoplight? A: Don't look I'm changing!!"
"What's a theif's favorite dance move? Poppin' locks"
"What do Americans do immediately after winning the World Cup (Soccer)? Turn off the Playstation."
"How can you tell if a woman is faking an orgasm? Who cares"
"Jay-Z should open a pizza place. But all good pizza places need a nice Italian name, he could name it.. Lou Menotti's."
"What is a Canadian's favourite letter? Eh?"
"A man got hit hard in the head with a bottle of 7up. He's alright though,it was a soft drink."