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Joke of the Day

"Q: What did the first stoplight say to the second stoplight? A: Don't look I'm changing!!"

"I always carry a clump of my hair in my pocket so when people say ""I like your haircut"", I can respond with, ""Thanks, here, have some."""

"I was going to tell a gay joke... But fuck it."

"Who is a chemist's favorite Game of Thrones character? Stannous Baratheon."

"What do you say to a Jedi who stole your sicilian dessert? ""You owe me one cannoli."""

"What did the two tampons have in common? They were both stuck up bitches"

"Salt movie review Gave me hypertension, 16/10."

"My dog jumped in the washing machine yesterday. Don't worry, at least he died in comfort."

"Everyone wanted to go to Arch Strength, or Arch Dexterity, even to Arch Luck. Can't for the life of me think why noone wanted to go to Arch Wits."

"There may be no excuse for laziness, but I'm still looking."