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Joke of the Day

"Texting you back right away doesn't make me a psycho. What makes me a pyscho is watching you through your window while petting your cat."

"When my wife told me to stop imitating flamingos, I had to put my foot down"

"Whats better than roses on your piano? Tulips on your organ"

"I used to be a missing cat Now I'm in a band"

"My math text book got recalled We were told it had too many problems"

"I want to give a shoutout to the sidewalks... ...for keeping me off the streets"

"Worst profession for take your kid to work day: Suicide Bomber"

"What did the blind man say to his estranged friend? ""Long time, no see."""

"It should be socially acceptable to end any boring conversation by shouting ""UNSUBSCRIBE!"""

"I'm going to go to the gym and then to eat a Doritos Loco Taco, because I like to keep my body guessing whether or not I hate it."