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Joke of the Day
"Do lightbulbs ever think about sex? Only when they're turned on."
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"I think my dog goes out at night to drink with her doggie friends. At least she can't drive because that would be ridiculous."
"What do women and hurricanes have in common? When they come, they are wet and wild, and when they leave they take the house."
"Did Russell Crow feel bad after he ate his wife? Nah! He was Gladiator!"
"New acronym we need: IDOCHBEI ""I'm doing okay considering how bad everything is."" Pronounced: ""ih-DOCK-bay"""
"Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day... Teach a man to fish and he'll put you out of work."
"Donald Trump walks into an empty bar and says.. ""Am I the only joke here?"""
"Jay Z: Can I get a what what? Teacher: Jay Z, can you or may you? Jay Z: SORRY MAY I GET A WHAT WHAT Teacher: Yes, you may get a what what."
"Did you ever notice that black people... ...are the same as white people. - Joe Machi"
"I was at a restaurant and I noticed my waitress had a black eye. So I ordered very sloooowly because obviously she doesn't listen."