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Joke of the Day

"A man goes to the docter Man: Well doctor, what's the diagnosis? Doctor: What's your zodiac sign? Man: Cancer. Doctor: What a coincidence!"

"""Oh my god!"" responded the mother as she heard the news. ""Will my son be an alkyne forever?"" ""It's even worse,"" the doctor said, ""he's terminal."""

"What does Sarah Palin eat when she's high? Baked Alaska"

"Why do Irishmen drink all the time? You would too if you were a ginger"

"Kanye's daughter's first hit single. . . North by North West"

"The hardest part of being Darth Vader is never being able to sneak up on anyone because your theme music started playing."

"I put the ""arse"" in ""arsenic"". I also put the ""arsenic"" in your ""morning coffee"". Revenge is best served with a donut."

"Some guy told me he could get 10 times as many women as I do Joke's on him, 10 times zero is still zero."

"You don't see many dog librarians. Probably because of the barking."

"I like how commercials for gum seem to be predicting a cold, dystopian future where our survival depends on the freshness of our breath."