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Joke of the Day

"Kanye's daughter's first hit single. . . North by North West"

"The best things in life are free. Stealing is awesome."

"Well I'm not really sure why you put ""Baby: Ages 0-6"" on your resume, but more importantly, why were you a baby for so long"

"Someone stole my mood ring And I don't know how I feel about it."

"Doctor doctor I keep thinking I'm a spoon. Sit there and don't stir."

"Where do most illegal immigrants go in America? Allah-bama."

"Just bought a book ""Jokes about Captain Obvious"". It's full of Captain Obvious jokes."

"What's the difference between snowman and snow woman? Snowballs."

"If you've never had diarrhea from drinking Jack Daniels... then you don't know Jack shits."

"This isn't a competition! -People who are losing"