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Joke of the Day

"Some guy told me he could get 10 times as many women as I do Joke's on him, 10 times zero is still zero."

"Spinach is like butt sex If you're forced to have it as a child; you won't enjoy it as an adult"

"Every time I fold laundry I contemplate becoming a nudist. Then I remember what I look like naked and keep folding...."

"If I had a nickel for everytime I was asked for... ...Change, I still wouldn't give it to the homeless guy"

"This dumbass next to me on the highway is texting and driving."

"How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? He farts."

"A baby and I locked eyes. I panicked, but thankfully I didn't cry first. Haha stupid baby, I win."

"Heard this one from WWE. Were you born on the highway? No, why? Because that's where most accidents happen!"

"I woke up this morning to the maid beating on my door So I finally let her out."

"Dad, was I a cocky teenager? Only when you watched Baywatch in your pyjam.... DAAAD!"