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Joke of the Day

"The hardest part of being Darth Vader is never being able to sneak up on anyone because your theme music started playing."

"In the 50's, a small city granted a two-singer a capella team exclusive rights to perform on street corners. Other street performers sued. They claimed it was a doo-wop-poly."

"What colour is eight? Purple (According to my 3 year old son)"

"I've heard that a support group has been started for writers who can only sell their work to Barnes & Noble It's called Authors without Borders"

"How do you get a frog out of a paper bag? Ripit"

"How did Gertie Gorilla win the beauty contest? She was the beast of the show!"

"I hate being Bipolar... It's awesome."

"my penis was in the guinness world records book then the librarian told me to take it out"

"Letter to Santa... Little boy: Santa please send me a little brother!... Santa: send me your mother!!!"

"I heard a joke about a grizzly giving birth to cubs... It's bears repeating."