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Joke of the Day
"New rule: You're not allowed to be condescending unless you can spell it."
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"Meanwhile in business news... ...balloon prices are plummeting. Experts are putting it down to a poor inflation rate"
"Have you heard of the movie called constipation? No? Because it has not come out yet"
"Why was the peanut rushed to the hospital? He was a""salted"""
"What movie was made when Hannibal lecter got Paralysed? Silence of the Limbs"
"I couldn't find my credit card this morning. Someone must have swiped it. I'm sorry."
"Well this is new. A pigeon just shit on my phone as I was texting."
"Why is fishing called fishing and hunting is not called deering or birding?"
"Whoever said ""It takes two to tango""... Clearly never took Spanish."
"I used to have sex daily... Then Reddit taught me it was just dyslexia... Edit: Holy donkey balls this blew up during my daily 8 hour nap. Thanks everyone for making my New Years.."