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Joke of the Day
"I couldn't find my credit card this morning. Someone must have swiped it. I'm sorry."
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"I just HATE people that make gay jokes... Fucking assholes..."
"Why is everyone smiling at me today? *checks fly* *no pants* Aaaah."
"Clean and jerk is a weight lifting term? Oh... *Tosses tissues in the trash*"
"Mispronouncing words is kind of my forty"
"I saw a dramatic comedy about a guy with PbA. The plot was confusing... I didn't know whether to laugh or cry.."
"Hi, I spend 3 minutes every day choosing a TV channel to leave on for my dog, then I go to work and people take me seriously as an adult."
"The blind hooker helped me a lot with my allergies She blew my nose"
"I'm gonna kill anyone who says swag... ...They'll call it the yolocaust"
"You know, those people who insult Obama and the Clintons.. really need to stop beating around the Bush."