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Joke of the Day
"What movie was made when Hannibal lecter got Paralysed? Silence of the Limbs"
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"Let's convert our potential energy into kinetic energy."
"Just Checked my voicemail. I forgot to buy milk 3 years ago."
"""Jared"" from Subway recently posted an image on Reddit of him sucking a minor's penis ... ... he later deleted the image and replied ""Oops, wrong sub."""
"Itis sad when a girl breaks up and changes back to her iI need attentioni Facebook picture."
"Wait. If Toyotas can't stop accelerating, can't they theoretically be used for space travel?"
"Ain't no party like a Neal Brennan party cuz Neal Brennan quietly resents you for making a mess."
"What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Beat the fuck out of her so it doesn't happen again."
"How did the blind man pass the eye exam? He just kept walking"
"What do you call it when two hobbits are involved in a footrace that is too close to call A Frodo-finish"