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Joke of the Day

"Why was the peanut rushed to the hospital? He was a""salted"""

"I was thinking about becoming a Muslim, I met a guy online that told me I could get a free vest if I signed up."

"I'm not looking at your ass, I'm admiring your back pocket."

"Bob's volunteered to give a C programming workshop but needs a topic Give that man some pointers"

"So apparently I've been Googling 'Asian Prom' this whole time. I watched like seven videos before I realized they weren't going to bang."

"My urge to sing ""The Lion Sleeps Tonight"" is just a whim away a whim away, a whim away, a whim away"

"Did you hear about the two horses? They were in a stable relationship... ...but one of them had an extra mareital affair."

"Had to put my dog down today... I just didn't expect him to be so heavy!"

"I wear a neck brace to the gym because it makes my physical ineptitude less embarrassing."

"I've been developing a photographic memory."