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Joke of the Day

"Have you heard of the movie called constipation? No? Because it has not come out yet"

"In London, a man gets robbed every 4.5 minutes. And he's getting fed up with it."

"Jesus was the original crossfit."

"Why did Sepp Blatter resign from the FIFA president position? He just couldn't hold it any longer."

"Did you hear about the gay football coach? He turns tight ends into wide receivers"

"If vegans are so smart... Then why do we call brain-dead people vegetables? p.s. Im sorry."

"Did you hear the rumour about butter? Never mind, I better not spread it."

"I used to date a girl with one leg who worked at a brewery. She was in charge of the hops."

"I've always thought that the phrases 'I'm sorry' and 'I apologise' meant the same thing Until I went to a funeral"

"I've counted 8 people so far whose New Year's resolutions include ""loose weight"". Can I add spelling to your list too?"