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Joke of the Day

"Meanwhile in business news... ...balloon prices are plummeting. Experts are putting it down to a poor inflation rate"

"What did the tie say to the hat? You go on ahead, I'll just hang around here."

"What do you call two guys using the same urinal? Peers"

"2000 years ago somewhere in the Middle East 'I do not care who your father is. When I am out here fishing you do not walk on the water...'"

"wher did the waitress work IHOP"

"Distraught after losing a full carton of milk, I tattooed its photo on my kid's face, in hope someone recognizes and returns it."

"Hi, I'm starting a support group for people who have trouble reaching orgasm... If you can't cum let me know."

"Why was Mohamed Ali born a fighter? In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)"

"Mahogany was competing with oak and maple in the wood election. Nobody got a majority in the electric collage. However, oak narrowly beat out maple in the poplar vote."

"I don't answer unexpected knocks on the door in case it's the beginning of a very polite Zombie Apocalypse."