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Joke of the Day

"What do sexist horses eat? Hay hay hay."

"""I am the perfect age for this shit."" -- Roger Murtaugh, age 22"

"Last week I was with a midget prostitute. I payed her $20 to go up on me."

"What was wrong with Han Solo's ""Hanburgers""? They were really Chewie!"

"*undercover cop knocks* Hi fill out this survey to win a free IPad! 1. name 2. address 3. email 4. where are drugs *mustache falls off*"

"In which month is the NYC fashion week? Fabruary, of course."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bargain ! Bargain who ? Bargain up the wrong tree !"

"So four gay guys walk into a crowded bar, there is only one stool free. How do they all sit? They turn the stool upside down"

"Dear girls, not every guy is in love with you, sometimes they like your prettier friend and need your help."

"Did you hear about the wooden car? Wooden move"