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Joke of the Day
"What do sexist horses eat? Hay hay hay."
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"Incest Fun for the whole family (probably a repost)"
"What is a professors favourite snack? Academia Nuts."
"Man goes into the store... ...and he's quite startled by what he sees. The clerk has these great bushy eyebrows. Horrified, the man stutters, ""Can eyebrows your inventory?"""
"What happens when a sane person posts on a far right sub and a far left sub? [removed]"
"Woah! Brian Williams' fly is wide open! Newsflash."
"What do you call Tums in suppository form? Bums"
"*hot girl puts a cherry stem in her mouth* *twists it around with her tongue* *pulls it out* *it spells ""I LIKE YOU AS A FRIEND""*"
"Short rabbi joke As I'm walking with a rabi I ask him, Me: so do you charge a lot for you circumcisions? Rabbi: no I just keep the tips"
"1:40am. I get up to pee and step on a squeaky dog toy. He grabs a bat by the bed and yells, ""Fried chicken!"" So are the days of our lives."