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Joke of the Day

"So four gay guys walk into a crowded bar, there is only one stool free. How do they all sit? They turn the stool upside down"

"Which of the Himalayas is the shortest?"

"Idea: maybe the police force for a town of 20,000 shouldn't have access to weapons you ordinarily need cheat codes to get"

"A fish is swimming down a river when it hits its head on a big wall of stone and says ""dam."""

"My **** is like a bronze medal... Everyone gets it, no one wants it"

"Keep your friends close and your fat friends closer, because snacks."

"In case nobody has Facebook, it's cold outside."

"How did the T-Rex feel after his workout session? He felt dinosore."

"What do you call friendship between punctuation? Commaraderie"

"The Queen doesn't like to speak about the paedophiles in her court... They're all touchy subjects."