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Joke of the Day
"Where do Pandas live? On the road to Extinction."
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"What's Helen Keller's favorite mouthwash? Jergen's lotion."
"What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bike and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire."
"What is black and sits at the top of the stairs? Stephen Hawking after a house fire :)."
"Why do we eat? Because we are hungry"
"At first I wondered.. How on earth does Hillary Clinton sleep at night? Then I realised - First she *lies* on one side, then she *lies* on the other."
"What do you call a disabled kid in a hot car A vegetable"
"Everyone knows that lighting our farts is great, but when are we gonna be able to vape our farts?"
"Ever since I became blind I never looked back... Or forward, or right, or left."
"What happened when the semicolon broke grammar laws? It was given two consecutive sentences."