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Joke of the Day

"Chuck Norris is so strong, he can role a bowling ball up stairs...........without touching it."

"Did you guys hear about Freddie Mercury's bedroom furniture store? Nothing Really Mattress. They only sell queen size."

"Why couldn't the whistleblower step outside? Because it's Snowden."

"What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league? Rink injustice!"

"Jesus walks into a hotel and hands the receptionist a couple of nails and asks... Can you put me up for the night?"

"Yo momma so fat.. ..she has a real horse on her Polo shirt."

"I bought a book on DIY. So far my dad has read me 103 pages of it."

"When you're in trouble at work, be frank... That way, when the boss finds out, Frank gets the blame."

"Absence makes the heart grow fonder, but my boss just gets mad when I don't come to work :("

"I just lost my mood ring... I'm not sure what to feel about this."