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Joke of the Day

"Why couldn't the whistleblower step outside? Because it's Snowden."

"Two radio antennas got married.. The wedding was okay,but the reception was great."

"Told my mom ""The D"" stood for donuts, and now she won't stop telling people she wants the chocolate D."

"The first rule of Running Late Club is get stuck behind a Prius."

"What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes ? Antteneye !"

"A nsfw joke :) what was ass to mouth called in the middle ages? turn the other cheek. (still. its funny :)"

"There's plenty more fish in the sea ""Actually we've 5% the tuna we once had. 10% of sharks. 5% of cod"" I'm bad at consoling dumped friends"

"*Kanye trips and falls* SUCH A GENIUS! WHAT A POETIC DEMONSTRATION OF HOW HIS ANCESTORS FELL TO SLAVERY AND ROSE AGAIN *jaden smith cries*"

"Dont do phone sex Or you'll get hearing aids"

"Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool."