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Joke of the Day
"Did you guys hear the one about the circus fire? It was intense."
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"How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!"
"Knock knock. Who's there? Allah. Allah who? Allahu Ackbar!!!!"
"Is it just me or does the name Elon Musk sound like a cologne brand my grandpa would wear?"
"Beef jerky is already so salty... I don't understand why they give you a salt packet in the bag."
"Teacher: What is the unit of energy? Students: Yes!"
"Obama said our ship has come in. We're just now realizing it was hardship."
"What do you call a capitalist Bernie Sanders? Earning Sanders."
"Daylight Saving Time switches on November 6. That's right, this presidential campaign is an hour longer than you thought."
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